{"product_id":"some-days-youre-the-pigeon-some-days-youre-the-statue-womens-graphic-tee","title":"'Some Days You're the Pigeon, Some Days You're the Statue' Women's Graphic Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e'Some Days You're the Pigeon, Some Days You're the Statue' Women's Graphic Tee\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003c!-- x-tinymce\/html --\u003eEmbrace life's unpredictable moments with this hilarious women's Champion tee. Featuring the witty reminder that \"Some Days You are the Pigeon, Some Days You are the Statue,\" it's the perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates dark humor and philosophical absurdity. Crafted from quality Champion fabric, this graphic tee delivers comfort and style while keeping your sense of humor intact. 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